Filed under: celeb | Tags: attempted suicide, Britney SPears, chest Hair, Dr. Phil, Jack Black, meltdown, suicide attempt
I have to say, I am pesonally getting pretty tired about Britney Spears “gossip” and “drama”. Quite frankly, its BS (hehe I like it… I’m so PUNNY.) Really though, everyone knows and has known for quite some time now that Spears has serious problems and needs medical attention. Of course, some people are a little slow when it comes to figuring these things out, which is OK, I mean, it’s not like Miley is planning on going anywhere with her education anyways, and that though she may be pointing the finger at Brit now, we all know she too will get preggers at a rediculously low age and become the next Hollywood drama-queen. WWDPD?!?* But, enough with the future, let’s talk about the present.
So Britney’s name got the best of her, and the social and emotional pressures, or “Spears”, as I would have it, have finally pierced the deep dark black hole known as BS’ heart, penetrating its squishy air-head retarded-ness just for our viewing pleasure. No, really. Just look at King Kong. You know, nobody really liked him either. They just thought it would be fun to poke fun at him, the poor bastard. In the words of Jack Black, “It was beauty that killed the beast.” (I never was sure if he was referring to the depressed monkey on the screen, or his chest hair with that mind of its own that he had to get waxed for the movie.) In this case, the dramatic, the scandalous, the FAHbulous TABLOIDS and MEDIA played the beauty. Sorry B, you never exactly fit the part of “beauty”, especially in your most recent state of “lets-eat-and-drink-everything-we-see-and-talk-to-ourselves-on-video”.
OK now I’ve had enough of a rant for one day. I don’t wanna breif the effing story today, so look it up, it ain’t that interesting (not as interesting as what Jack Black’s chest hair has to say, anyways).
I’m done now.
*What would Doctor Phil do?!? It seems like hes the resident equivalent to celebrity “medical help”.
Filed under: tech | Tags: DVD, DVD to iPod, iPod, iTouch, iTunes, TV shows
So, you were thinking about purchasing Mean Girls on iTunes just so you can put it on your iPod, in spite of the fact that you already own a hard-copy of it.
STOP RIGHT THERE.
There is a way to convert DVDs with everything from a “Heroes” boxed set to The 300. And the best part? The programs you use are FREE. You just need to know where to look. I swear. Crossing fingers doesn’t count.
You need 3 small, fast-downloading programs:
So get those and then go here for step to step instructions. I swear they work like wonders. These programs are like my own personal little money-saving army. I already put The Lizzie McGuire Movie on TS Touchy (thats the name of my iPod Touch), and lemme tell ya, it looks FAHbulous.
You’d better do this or imma kill you.
OK no. That was stalkerish of me.
I’m done now.
Filed under: community, fashion | Tags: Airwalk, Airwalks, cheapo, imitation, low-budget, Payless, skater shoes
If you walk into Payless, the one shoe company that is EVERYWHERE is “Airwalk”. With shoes at like eight dollars, they are debatably the best quality shoes for the price. But really, they have become a symbol of cheap-o-ness across the country. Just look at the average middle school’s footwear. Ya got your Vans, your Etnies, your Chucks, and then you got the imitation skater shoes, a.k.a. , the Airwalks. I donno about you, but whenever I see the word “airwalk” on the back of a shoe, I throw-up in my mouth a little.
I guess what I’m trying to say is that if you’re gonna shop at Payless, at least get the “American Eagle” shoes. ( I have this ongoing suspicion that Payless breaks into the American Eagle stores and steals their shoes for resale, and so far I’m still convinced.)
So yeah.
I’m done now.
Filed under: tech | Tags: 1.1.1, 1.1.2, 1.1.3, 13 year old, Apple, iJailbreak, iPod Touch, iTouch, Jailbreak, OS
Us preteens aren’t that lazy/ stupid after all. In fact, the ingenious software developer who released “iJailbreak”, the program designed to hack into an iPod’s operating system and add programs like downloader was none other than a 13-year old kid. TAKE THAT, SUCKERS!
What I don’t understand is why this kiddo and his team of nerdy programmers strive so hard to have a new edition of jailbreak for every new OS and gadget Apple releases. I mean really, once they put it on the internet, Mac knows what they did to get into the system, and they release yet another, updated OS that prevents them from doing that. Basically, all their work goes to waste, and they have to start with a clean slate about a month later.
As an iPod Touch owner, I was psyched when our nations nerds came up with a way to personalize the home screen with buttons and backgrounds of your choice, and with options ranging from golden LOTR-themed icons to pink and blue Hello Kitty ones, with more developers making apps and themes each day, every iPod fan was bound to find one for them. Then, Apple released operating system 1.1.3, and that changed everything. Thank god I wasn’t nerdy enough to have figured out how to jailbreak my iPod in 1.1.2, because I have heard that people who had jailbreaked their 1.1.1 or 1.1.2 iPods had many problems with their iTouch crashing once they updated to 1.1.3. Sadly, the only way you can currently jailbreak a 1.1.3 is if you downgrade to 1.1.1or 1.1.2, and seeing how long it took for the dang 1.1.3 OS to download and install, I don’t think it’d be worth the effort.
Besides, we all know a 1.1.4 is around the corner, so why don’t we just wait this one out?
I’m done now.
Filed under: blabber, watch this | Tags: "Internet Party: When Google's parents leave town...", funny, video, youtube
This is a funny video I found on youtube that pokes (literally) fun at all your favorite websites! Funny, funny, funny. You must watch it.
Oh, and don’t ask me what a blumpkin is. That’s what urbandictionary.com is for, right?
Filed under: celeb | Tags: bad example, fake teeth, Miley Cyrus, slut, veneers
I am appaled at what Miley Cyrus, the role model of 4-Gabazillion teen girls across the country, did to her “look”. Sure, for the average celebrity, if something isn’t perfect, you get surge or go through an expensive procedure to get rid of it rather than getting rid of the flaw through excercise or any other average form of “fix-it”.
Guess what Miley did? She got veneers, or fake teeth.
Maybe a little lypo if she was really fat, or maybe fake teeth if she had her canines growing out of her upper lip, but anything else and Miley is setting a bad example, the way I see it. But here, I think her teeth were perfect the way they were in the first place.
to… 
OK, so she might have had the excuse for braces for 1 to 2 months, but her teeth look PERFECT. I mean, have you seen my teeth lately? Or those of any other 13-15 year old. Really. Sure, her teeth don’t make a perfect line, but who’s teeth do in reality? Nobody’s.
Veneers are for people who have either really bad teeth or no teeth at all. This is just plain stupid.
I’m not even gonna start talking about the hair and makeup.
I’m done now.
Filed under: tech | Tags: bigfoot, crater, Life on Mars, Mars, Mars image, NASA, Rover
One of NASA’s 2 robot rovers on mars beamed back an image this week that has everyone talking. The image shows a figure that some believe looks like the mythical creature Bigfoot. I think it looks like your classic rock formation. Everyone’s wondering: Is this proof of life on mars?
And I’m answering. HEck no. Think about it. These rovers have been roving around taking thousands of photos a day since 2004. You’d think that if there is life on mars, one of these high-tech robots woulda caught a picture of it already.
OK, I know. You’re dying to know what it looks like, right?
Hate to break it to ya folks. I’m almost sure that’s not a life form.
I’m done now.
Filed under: celeb | Tags: Autopsy results, Dead, Heath, Heath Ledger, Ledger, OD, sleeping pills, tribute
WAAHHH! HEATH IS DEAD!
So basically his massuse and maid needed to get into his room, and they knocked like 200 times, and to no avail, they just assumed he had left or something and waltzed right in to find a NAKED Heath on his bed in a gnarly position with many, many, MANY bottles of sleeping pills surrounding him, both perscription and non.
From the looks of things, everyone finds it rather obvious that this was probably a suicidal drug OD.
But really, how often do these celeb cases ever actually turn out to be drug overdoses? Look at Anna Nicole-Smith. And like every other random case like this that I cannot recall. For all we know, it could have been the rare “left toe cancer” (inside joke). Hopefully the autopsy results, which are due in 10-14 days, will help us diehard Heath fans by assuring us that he was not suicidal and that we really could not have helped him overcome it.
~~~~A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR THE LOVED HEATH LEDGER~~~~
R.I.P
You will be missed by all screaming girls across America
…
And those gay Brokeback fans
I’m done now.
Filed under: celeb, watch this | Tags: Cruise, Scientologist, Scientologist Rant, Scientology, Stupid, Tom, Tom Cruise
So Tom Cruise’s 9-minute rant on his religion spilled all over the internet today, and though The Church of Scientology has used their super copyright-infringment skills to remove pretty much all copies of this, I found 1 REMAINING COPY! (I’m too scared to put a copy up myself in fear that they’ll EAT ME!)
Click on the Screenshot of the video below and it’ll link you to the site.
Just watch. Really. Self-explanatory nonsense. Too stupid to touch in a blog with a 40-foot pole.
I’m done now.
Filed under: fashion | Tags: 2007, fashion oops, ugly dresses, worst dresses of 2007
Just sit back and relax… or try to, anyways.
