Britney Spears has hit us with yet another of her skank-tabulous music videos. But “Break the Ice” is not your average girl-in-booty-shorts-slapping-herself-in-random-”dance-moves” Britney vid. Ohhh no, in this one, the ENTIRE vid is animated. Like Japanese-style animae. And the character doesn’t even lip sing!

Her reps said that the video was done in this style because of her “current physical and mental state of unwell.”

See for yourself.

Let’s hope she stays unwell for the next vid, because if you set aside the confusing plot and obnoxious music, this well may be Brit’s best music vid she has ever made!

I’m done now.

So I was listening to my local top 40 radio station, Hot 99.5, and of course, every 5 minutes Sara Bareilles’ “Love Song” would play, intertwined with the occasional “Low”  and  “Teardrops on My Guitar” and whatnot. But then the last thing I expected played! Kane announced that this was a new song, and so I was ready to hear another one of Fergie’s GabaZILLION singles or yet another Timberland song where he never actually sings and has a “feat.” of like the randomest person. Next thing I know, METRO STATION came on with their awesome song Seventeen Forever! I was soooo excited. But then it was quite the bummer, when after the song, Kane gave the impression that the only reason they had played the song is because the lead singer Trace Cyrus is the half-brother of Miley Cyrus. Pathetic. Is that even legal? I mean, they shouldn’t play a band because one of its members (who is by the way my favorite )  is related to one of the brattiest people in pop culture.

Ugh.

I’m done now.

This is why I have a problem with Scientology. Just sit back, try and relax, and soak up this information. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss it. It’s a killer (no pun intended…)

WARNING: like halfway through there is a “graphic” pic or 2, but I don’t think its bad at all (this ain’t no Sweeney Todd.. hehe…)

Now do you see why people have a problem with the Church of Scientology?

Tom Cruise is totally brainwashed.

for more info on why the church of scientology is a meanie-butt cult, click HERE.

I’m done now.

I have to say, I am pesonally getting pretty tired about Britney Spears “gossip” and “drama”. Quite frankly, its BS (hehe I like it… I’m so PUNNY.) Really though, everyone knows and has known for quite some time now that Spears has serious problems and needs medical attention. Of course, some people are a little slow when it comes to figuring these things out, which is OK, I mean, it’s not like Miley is planning on going anywhere with her education anyways, and that though she may be pointing the finger at Brit now, we all know she too will get preggers at a rediculously low age and become the next Hollywood drama-queen. WWDPD?!?* But, enough with the future, let’s talk about the present.

So Britney’s name got the best of her, and the social and emotional pressures, or “Spears”, as I would have it, have finally pierced the deep dark black hole known as BS’ heart, penetrating its squishy air-head retarded-ness just for our viewing pleasure. No, really. Just look at King Kong. You know, nobody really liked him either. They just thought it would be fun to poke fun at him, the poor bastard. In the words of Jack Black, “It was beauty that killed the beast.” (I never was sure if he was referring to the depressed monkey on the screen, or his chest hair with that mind of its own that he had to get waxed for the movie.) In this case, the dramatic, the scandalous, the FAHbulous TABLOIDS and MEDIA played the beauty. Sorry B, you never exactly fit the part of “beauty”, especially in your most recent state of “lets-eat-and-drink-everything-we-see-and-talk-to-ourselves-on-video”.

OK now I’ve had enough of a rant for one day. I don’t wanna breif the effing story today, so look it up, it ain’t that interesting (not as interesting as what Jack Black’s chest hair has to say, anyways).

I’m done now.

*What would Doctor Phil do?!? It seems like hes the resident equivalent to celebrity “medical help”.

I am appaled at what Miley Cyrus, the role model of 4-Gabazillion teen girls across the country, did to her “look”.  Sure, for the average celebrity, if something isn’t perfect, you get surge or go through an expensive procedure to get rid of it rather than getting rid of the flaw through excercise or any other average form of “fix-it”.

Guess what Miley did? She got veneers, or fake teeth.

Maybe a little lypo if she was really fat, or maybe fake teeth if she had her canines growing out of her upper lip, but anything else and Miley is setting a bad example, the way I see it.  But here, I think her teeth were perfect the way they were in the first place.

   to… 

OK, so she might have had the excuse for braces for 1 to 2 months, but her teeth look PERFECT. I mean, have you seen my teeth lately? Or those of any other 13-15 year old. Really. Sure, her teeth don’t make a perfect line, but who’s teeth do in reality? Nobody’s.

Veneers are for people who have either really bad teeth or no teeth at all. This is just plain stupid.

I’m not even gonna start talking about the hair and makeup.

I’m done now.

WAAHHH! HEATH IS DEAD!

 So basically his massuse and maid needed to get into his room, and they knocked like 200 times, and to no avail, they just assumed he had left or something and waltzed right in to find a NAKED Heath on his bed in a gnarly position with many, many, MANY bottles of sleeping pills surrounding him, both perscription and non.

From the looks of things, everyone finds it rather obvious that this was probably a suicidal drug OD.

But really, how often do these celeb cases ever actually turn out to be drug overdoses? Look at Anna Nicole-Smith. And like every other random case like this that I cannot recall. For all we know, it could have been the rare “left toe cancer” (inside joke). Hopefully the autopsy results, which are due in 10-14 days, will help us diehard Heath fans by assuring us that he was not suicidal and that we really could not have helped him overcome it.

~~~~A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR THE LOVED HEATH LEDGER~~~~

R.I.P

You will be missed by all screaming girls across America

…

And those gay Brokeback fans

I’m done now.

So Tom Cruise’s 9-minute rant on his religion spilled all over the internet today, and though The Church of Scientology has used their super copyright-infringment skills to remove pretty much all copies of this, I found 1 REMAINING COPY! (I’m too scared to put a copy up myself in fear that they’ll EAT ME!)

Click on the Screenshot of the video below and it’ll link you to the site.

Just watch. Really. Self-explanatory nonsense. Too stupid to touch in a blog with a 40-foot pole.

I’m done now.

You may have heard: In her “Best of Both Worlds” Tour, Hannah Montana uses a body double during the end of the song “We Got the Party” with the Jo Bros while she changes into Miley Cyrus Backstage. The body double has the same hair and outfit, but she keeps her head down and hops around a lot more than Miley. She’s only onstage for about 30 seconds.

Miley has spoken to the press about this and claims it is a necessary production element in order for the transition from hannah to miley to be smooth. I say she should just have her leave and have the Jo Bros steal the rest of the song.

Observe.

In the first pic, a backup dancer shrouds Hannah in a black sheet of some sort and pushes her into this hole in the wall.

Then, he slides open a door and the body double skips out.

She (the body double, that is) looks like this:

There is some suspicion that this is a GUY. Hmmm….

Watch the performance and see for yourself.
PAY ATTENTION FROM 2:30 ONWARD!

Pretty sketchy if you ask me…

I’m done now.

You know who’s the most pathetic Disney star around?

No, it’s not Miley Cyrus. Guess again.

No, it’s NOT Hannah Montana!

It seems like the only Disney star people can’t get out of their minds is Hannah Montana/ Miley Cyrus. But she’s not the only 15 year old Disney teen “icon” out there…

Yep, Hilary Duff WAS the Disney teen-princess, but who else?

try SELENA GOMEZ.

Who? You might (or might not) recognize this kiddo from the new show “Wizards of Waverly Place”, which is seriously trying to be the next big show. She also guested as Hannah Montana’s rival, Mikayla, on Hannah Montana. Previously, she recently starred in a straight-to-DVD spin off of Hilary Duff’s A Cinderella Story called Another Cinderella Story. She was also set to star in a spin-off of “Lizzie McGuire”, a show starring Hilary Duff, called “What’s Stevie Thinking?”, but after the pilot aired, Disney knew it was a bomb. Coincidence? I think not. Selena is the BIGGEST Disney teen-princess wannabe.

Poor kid.

On another note, did you know that Miley Cyrus’ real name is Destiny Hope Cyrus? BLECH! Worst name EVER! Seriously, how many feeling names can you force upon a child? Sheesh…

That’s all for now.

It has officially been announced that all the cast members of High School Musical are coming back for the last installment of the HSM movies, this one bypassing Disney Channel and going straight to theaters! Filming begins this spring, and it will premiere in October of this year!

Can’t Wait!

That’s it for now.