Filed under: celeb, rant | Tags: Disney, Hilary Duff, Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, teen-princess, Wizards of Waverly Place
You know who’s the most pathetic Disney star around?
No, it’s not Miley Cyrus. Guess again.
No, it’s NOT Hannah Montana!
It seems like the only Disney star people can’t get out of their minds is Hannah Montana/ Miley Cyrus. But she’s not the only 15 year old Disney teen “icon” out there…
Yep, Hilary Duff WAS the Disney teen-princess, but who else?
try SELENA GOMEZ.
Who? You might (or might not) recognize this kiddo from the new show “Wizards of Waverly Place”, which is seriously trying to be the next big show. She also guested as Hannah Montana’s rival, Mikayla, on Hannah Montana. Previously, she recently starred in a straight-to-DVD spin off of Hilary Duff’s A Cinderella Story called Another Cinderella Story. She was also set to star in a spin-off of “Lizzie McGuire”, a show starring Hilary Duff, called “What’s Stevie Thinking?”, but after the pilot aired, Disney knew it was a bomb. Coincidence? I think not. Selena is the BIGGEST Disney teen-princess wannabe.
Poor kid.
On another note, did you know that Miley Cyrus’ real name is Destiny Hope Cyrus? BLECH! Worst name EVER! Seriously, how many feeling names can you force upon a child? Sheesh…
That’s all for now.
Filed under: fashion, rant | Tags: crocs, don't, fashion, mammoth, mammoths, rant, winter crocs
First off, you should know that I have aquired a deep deep deep DEEP, passionate hatred for Crocs. They are THE ugliest shoes I have EVER laid eyes on. UCK! THEY ARE NOT OK! THEY ARE NOT OK FOR GOING OUT! THEY ARE NOT OK FOR HANGING OUT! BIGGEST FASHION OOPS YOU’LL EVER MAKE! I don’t care how damn comfortable or how freakin water-proof they are. GET DR. SCHOLL’S FOR CHRIST’S SAKE! WEAR WATER SHOES! Please save humanity from this eyesore called CROCS.
OK, I’ll give you 1 thing; they can be acceptable up to a point. If you are age 4 or under, I think crocs might just have the possibility of looking somewhat cute on you. However, any age over that and you look just plain retarded (yes, I said RETARDED.) Another problem entirely is those gay (yes, I said GAY) little croc-hole stuffers, but I’m not even gonna BEGIN going into that matter.
What I am writing to discuss is THIS (please, don’t look if you are squeamish or if your family has a history of heart attacks)
EEEEEEP! NASTIEST THING EVER! Deemed the “Mammoth” by Crocs, Inc. , not only is it more atrocious than the original croc (a feat I am surprised anyone would be able to accomplish), but it is even LESS “SENSIBLE”! You don’t even have an excuse for dropping this bomb, folks, because the holes are FAKE and they’re not actually WATERPROOF! SO if your excuse was about to be “but they’re comfy!”, back off. You don’t get that one either, because if you want comfort, there is ABSOLUTELY NO NEED FOR THE UGLY RUBBER SANDAL LOOK.
Have you heard of boots?
That’s all for now.
Filed under: community, rant | Tags: blabber, blah, bouche, french, girl scouts, rant, vegetarian
Blabber Bouche. Hmmmm….. what? If you speak French, you might have caught on by now. bouche is French for mouth, hence the phrase “Blabber Bouche” meaning “Blabber Mouth”, adding in the cool French twist. Or not, you know, it might just be because “Blabber Mouth” was an already taken username, and “Bouche” was the first alternative that came to mind. Of course, it may have sounded better to utilize the Spanish “Boca”, which would then be a double reference to my being a vegetarian, but then I’m sure even less people would pick up on it. Or would they? I mean, some people probably wouldn’t understand either equally as much, and now I am rambling, which is why I thought myself suited for the name “Blabber Bouche” in the first place.
Onto some more relevant affairs (geezus this magnet school is rubbing off on me). It’s Girl Scout cookie sales time, and though I have grown to have a deep hatred against Girl Scouts which may be partly because I never was one, I have always had a guilty pleasure for Tagalongs. Shoot me if you must, but I have never quite liked the coconut ones, Samosas I think they’re called, rather I pretty much can’t digest them, because the coconut is just so freakin’ nasty. And the fact that some troops overprice their cookies so much just angers me. I mean seriously. Do they realize that most of that money is going to the GSA central office and their power-hungry workers? What is America trying to teach our youth? Another thing that bugs me is that the some of the people selling it can’t even be CONSIDERED “youth”. Please, If you’re reading this and you’re a Girl Scout over the age of 10 (even that cuts it close) JUST STOP. PLEASE. FOR THE SAKE OF MY SANITY. YOU’RE NOT CUTE ANYMORE. NOBODY WANTS TO BUY COOKIES UNLESS IT’S SUPPORTING A CUTE 5 YEAR OLD.
I’m done now.
(ps: I need to think of a cool catch phrase for the closing, and I think “I’m done now.” may just be a winner. Please comment with ideas. Thanks.)
